MY MULDER IDOLIZING PAGE!
OH, HE'S SO HUNKLY!

DAVID IN SPACE! I WANNA ROCKET MY LOVE WITH YOU!
HE'S SO DAMN FINE! HE'S MY LITTLE MESSY HAIRED LITTLE MAN!
WHAT YOU THINKING OF DAVID? YOU THINKING OF ME? WELL, I'M THINKING OF YOU... CONSTANTLY. YOU'RE ALL I THINK ABOUT! I LOVE YOU! AND YOU LOVE ME, BUT YOU JUST DON'T KNOW YOU DO YET... BUT YOU WILL... OH YES, YOU WILL. I'LL MAKE YOU LOVE ME! YOU HEAR ME MR. I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE CAUSE I'M A HUNK! I'LL MAKE YOU LOVE ME!!!!