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Read about the Peter Pan Generation, Haggis, and the Realist-Surrealist Movement in Arts and Literature.

MARTINI MASON

the finest, smoothest, cleanest martini ever ­ and it's low in fat, too!

  • 2 parts chilled gin (never, ever vodka!)
  • 1 part chilled dry sake
  • a couple of pickled pearl onions
    (olives spoil the clean feel of the drink)
  • a couple of drops of the onions' pickle juice
Combine liquid ingredients. Tell your annoying bastard friends to shut up; stirring is just fine. (After all, who wants to be a psychopathic, mysogenistic, licensed, murderous tool of big government? Shake that around for a moment!) Skewer the onions and submerge fully in the pungent, bitter nectar.
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